At the risk of getting hits from people not really searching for anything on this site (apart from perhaps those who look for the term “anal plug”) I wanted to share this:

I have been asked to do an emailable newsletter for a company called Sygen. I have been having some trouble finding out exactly what they want from this newsletter, so I made a call to their office in Kentucky, USA. The phone was answered by an automated response machine with the following options:

• For an employee directory dial 1
• For semen purchases dial 2
• To speak to an operator dial 0

I suppose in some circles it is considered pretty puerile to giggle at this sort of thing, but I really wasn’t expecting it…