If you want to learn how to use computers what you need to do is take your computer to a crossroads. Get there a while before midnight to make sure you are there on time. Mess with your computer and don’t leave no matter what you see. At midnight a pale, long haired man in a trench coat will appear at the cross roads. Give him your computer – he will reinstall Windows XP. After that you will be able to do anything with your computer.