Oh, how the mighty have fallen – has it come to this?

• Take two slices of Rye Bread
• Smear Hellmans “Real” Mayonaise on each one, thick as you like
• Cut four slices of Tesco Organic Mature Cheddar and tesalate on bread
• Take a few pinches of thinly sliced ham, and arrange on top of the cheese
• Squeeze a bottle of Branston Pickle, sandwich edition, till it explodes violently over your sandwich
• Lid the sandwich and cut into two pieces

Voila!