Oh, how the mighty have fallen – has it come to this?
- Take two slices of Rye Bread
- Smear Hellmans “Real” Mayonaise on each one, thick as you like
- Cut four slices of Tesco Organic Mature Cheddar and tesalate on bread
- Take a few pinches of thinly sliced ham, and arrange on top of the cheese
- Squeeze a bottle of Branston Pickle, sandwich edition, till it explodes violently over your sandwich
- Lid the sandwich and cut into two pieces