During the whole time we were at Leah’s this huge mzee maribou stork stood on the roof of the french guys house.

The first time I saw a maribou stork I did a double take. On the first I thought I saw a person dressed in a strange bird like outfit. On the second look I realised that what I saw was a bird the size of a person. It was terrifying to see it scrat around in a rubbish heap. I imagined it impaling me through the chest with that cruel dirty beak. Storks bring babies? Take them more like…