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Continuing a tradition started with my over excited fridge pictures, which incidentaly were almost a year ago, indicating some kind of strange biorythmic clock ticking inside me turning me into a periodic domestic… something.

Here for your understanding is our new toilet, before and after a makeover. Gasp in horror at the bandaged and soiled state of the old toilet seat. Delight in the gleaming sparklingness of the new
antique pine effect toilet seat in a sea of cleanliness. So clean you could eat your dinner out of it, as long as you don’t mind the taste of bleach.

Now all we need is a fresh toilet brush to scrub those bars away…

Oh, how the mighty have fallen – has it come to this?

• Take two slices of Rye Bread
• Smear Hellmans “Real” Mayonaise on each one, thick as you like
• Cut four slices of Tesco Organic Mature Cheddar and tesalate on bread
• Take a few pinches of thinly sliced ham, and arrange on top of the cheese
• Squeeze a bottle of Branston Pickle, sandwich edition, till it explodes violently over your sandwich
• Lid the sandwich and cut into two pieces

Voila!